
This page on my site is dedicated to the best character ever created, Daria Morgendorffer.
Here's her general break down.(from a UK site)
Daria is 18, 5'2", favorite color is black and is our animated cynic who the show is named after. First starting
off life in Beavis And Butt-Head, she's come a long way to get her own show. Daria is Jane Lane's best friend, and admirer
of Trent, also of Tom (although not always) and Helen and Jake's eldest daughter. Daria's grades are always good, giving her
the title of "brain" by many at Lawndale High. This is solely because of her intelligence and writing skills, as
Daria's school spirit is reassuringly lacking. Unless bribed by her parents. She often has a laugh at the dumber members of
cast at their expense. Quinn also does her best to make sure people don't realise she and Daria are sisters, something Daria
is used to. Her room is probably the coolest room in history (close runners up are Trent and Jane) since it has padded walls,
barred windows and a hand rail. It wa s like that when the Morgendorffas moved in but Daria intends to keep it that way. Daria's
favourite TV show is 'Sick Sad World' and spends most of her time watching that or reading, or enduring school. She is now
dating Tom, Jane's ex.
Quotes:
-"Don't they know we're from two different worlds: regular and popular?"
-Daria:"I was ready to go before we got here."
-Daria:"I don't take cheques from college students."
-Daria:"I can't take my glasses off. I need them to see
scam artists."
-Jane:"He wanted you to watch your birth? That could scar you for life."
Daria:"The birth itself did that."
-Jake:"See those berries? That's our breakfast! See that stream? That's our drinking water!"
Daria:"See that skeleton? That's our future."
-Daria:"I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint anyway."(my personal favorite-Ke)
-Jake:"Won't this camping trip be fun, Daria?"
Daria:"Yeah. Almost as fun as drowning."
-Daria:(when asked about school)"Let's see... nobody talked to me again this week, I wasn't invited to any parties
for the weekend, and I think I'm getting one of those really painful coldsores. So, all in all, another great week."
(reminds me of me!-Ke)
-Daria:"So much for idealistic youth"
-Daria:"Forget it. I don't like kids. I didn't like kids when I was a kid."
-Daria:"There is no sadder sight on this earth than a football player trying to think."
-Daria:"I don't like to smile unless I have a reason."
-Daria:"I'm not miserable, I'm just not like them."
-Daria:"Oh what a joy I didn't wake up dead. So I go to school and then resume my yawning and get my sleep in class
instead of in my bed."
-Jane:"The mall is a dangerous influence on today's teens, and the fluorescent lights give you seizures."
-Jane:"I used to help with my sister Summer's kids, until they got old enough to run away."
-Jane:"If it helps, picture them in their underwear. You may throw up, but at least you won't be intimidated."
-Trent:"I'm always late, that's why I don't wear a watch, they depress me."
-Upchuck:"Ooh, feisty!"
-Jane:"Are you sure annoying your parents is good grounds for a relationship?"
Daria: "Hey, it was for Romeo and Juliet"
-Jane:"Misery loves company."
Daria: "You don't have to tell me, it's the basis of our whole friendship." (reminds me of me and Joe)
If you like Daria, check out this site, it's pretty good!
Take a test to see what Daria character you are!

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